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• Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.
• Are you stoned or just stupid?
• Everybody must get stoned -- Bob Dyla
• The smoker you drink, the player you get.
• It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
  This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....
• Our water pressure is so low, you have to run around in the shower to get wet. -- Peter Campbell
• Reading USENET is like drinking from a firehose, you'll get very wet but you probably will still be thirsty.
  -- Steve Steinberg...
• Bart: [gasps] "Wet cement"! Is there any sweeter sign?
  Well, maybe "High voltage". [skates towards it] [a safe full of jewels falls in front of him...
• You will never really know why the English drink so much tea until you try their coffee.
  Then, you will know!...