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• Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
• Two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it.
  the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. -- Thomas Love Peacock...
• Education you get from reading the small print. Experience you get from not reading it.
  -- Saul Lavisky's observatio...
• Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose.
  Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster....
• Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty...