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• The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
  High charm, low pressure. -- Frank Mankiewicz...
• Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
  Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?...
• Laugh, and the world laughs at you. -- Peter Campbell
• You can't be optimistic with a misty optic. -- Peter Campbell
• The following appeared in a letter from the owner of the Sunnyside Towers apartment building to its manager.
  "One month ago, all the showerheads on the first five floors of SunnysideT owers were modified to restrict the water flow to approximately 1/3 of its original force....
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
• Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
  Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
• Save water. Shower with a friend.
• Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
  They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....