I Think The Death Of Macho Is Easily Located On A Very Recent Map.

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• It's getting very bad, boys. We don't blow up trucks anymore.
  -- Denis Leary from "Are you Man enough?...
• Macho is a very slippery thing. You don't read about it, you don't write about it, you don't even know the correct spelling of the word.
  In a vain attempt to keep some semblance of masculinity, I didn't research the roots of the word while writing this article, but I can only assume that "macho" comes from "machismo," which sounds a hell of a lot like machine....
• Hell, we don't even drive trucks anymore. We drive simple little Japanese cars with air bags.
  In the old days we used to rip out the seat belts and fly through the windshield ready for action....
• DIET: meat, cigarettes, meat, booze, meat, and coffee.
  In case of aneurysm or alcohol-induced coma, see "HEALTH....
• DRINKING: No falling down. No puking-unless to empty the stomach in order to continue drinking.
  No slurring of words. Tell a few war stories: "See that scar?...
• You eat enough meat, you want to kill somebody. That's the way it works!! -- Denis Leary
• I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York. Really? Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis Leary
• HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
  If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
• Denis Leary is god. This is from his song Asshole, a great artistic work IMHO.
  He just busts into this in the middle of the song. It's from memory but I know it's almost exact....