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Do You Rent Yourself Out As Sandpaper? -- Carolyn Scheppne
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Do you rent yourself out as sandpaper?
-- Carolyn Scheppner
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If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
-- Muhammad Ali, in "Time", 1978...
ERIC S. RAYMOND: I'd like to introduce Eric Jones, a disadvantaged member of the geek community who has been forced to live in a homeless shelter.
Eric? Come on out here and tell us about yourself....
If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. -- Confuciu
Oh dear, you seem to have gotten yourself killed. I might be able to help you out, but I've never really done this before.
Do you want me to try to reincarnate you?...
This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info...
You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
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