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  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....
• What do you want? "Maybe I want nothing." Then you would have killed all of us.
  "I still might." -- Riker and Armus, "Skin of Evil", stardate 41601.3...
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• The person next to you might be able to help you.
• I could be a country-western singer. I just got done writing my latest song
  If I had met you earlier, I would have gotten rid of you long before now....
• You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!
  You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum...
• Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
  [holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....