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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll- like-what-we-give-you attitude.
  I like commodity markets in which iron-and- silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software types like me to play with....
• The Socioeconomic Group Formerly Known As "Geeks" Nobody wants to be called a "geek" anymore.
  The label, once worn proudly by members of the tech community as a symbol of their separation from mainstream society, is now suddenly out of style....
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  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• The Movement Formerly Known As Open Source The battle over the Open Source trademark is heating up.
  Software in the Public Interest and the Open Source Initiative both hold competing claims to the trademark....