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• If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? -- Steven Wrigh
• Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
• You can shoot a Beer.
• If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
• Navigation Buoys don't shoot at you.
• Spock: "You have to shoot. If you are logical, you have to shoot.
  Valeris: "I do not want to." Spock: "What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand!...
• Aha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'.
  So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME <BLAM>... You're Despicable. -- Daffy Duck...