If You Were Going To Shoot A Mime, Would You Use A Silencer? -- Steven Wrigh

If You Were Going To Shoot A Mime, Would You Use A Silencer? -- Steven Wrigh

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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

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