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• A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• When the going gets tough, upgrade.
• How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead. -- Pryor's Observatio
• Pryor's Observation: How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Astronauts do it on re-entry.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...