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• Practice safe computing, wear a write protect tab.
• Practise safe computing! Wear a write protect tab!
• Wrap that rascal -- Use write protect tabs.
• Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
• REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
• Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
  Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
  -- A Law of Computer Programming...