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• One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might eminate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Darling," she whispered, "will you still love me after we are married?
  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• In the episode when Bart makes prank calls to a bunch of places around the world in an effort to find out if water in toilets in the southern hemisphere really flush clockwise
  he ends up calling some place in South America before he makes the fateful call to Australia (where he runs up the phone bill for some Aussie-bumpkin)....
• We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
  No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....