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  You see, I don't really have any. I'm afraid that I intimidate them....
• You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need. -- Vernon Howard
• When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
• When professors want your opinion, they'll give it to you.
• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
• We are all special cases. -- Albert Camu