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• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
• When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask your computer.
• When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
• Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them.
  All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves....
• If I want to be assimilated I'll ask!!!!