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• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
• When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
• If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• When professors want your opinion, they'll give it to you.
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....