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• How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
  .. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• I'm a fellow who bleeds every time a tree is cut down.
  Fresno Bee, 4/28/66 -- Ronald Reaga...
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....
• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.
  -- Cree Indian Prophecy...
• What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• When you get right down to it, in the long run a short cut seldom is.
• Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource.
  If you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place....