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• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• Any wire cut to length will be too short. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Applied Engineering
• Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnigh
• 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!