Related:

• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• Dimensions will be expressed in the least usable terms (i.
  e. Furlongs/Fortnight) -- Klipstein's Third Law of Applied Engineering...
• Regardless of the units used by either the supplier or the custome
  he manufacturer shall use his own arbitrary units convertible to those of either the supplier or the customer only by means of weird and unnatural conversion factors....
• Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnigh
• 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!