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• 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
• Dimensions will be expressed in the least usable terms (i.
  e. Furlongs/Fortnight) -- Klipstein's Third Law of Applied Engineering...
• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• The next person to pass us will die within a fortnight.