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• Homer: [to Skinner] Whaddaya mean, you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines!
  [turns] Oh, my God: that's his lucky red hat....
• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
• Homer: [holding a box with a red hat on top] Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!
  Marge: [gasps] What is it? Bart: Hi, Homer. Home...
• Skinner: Ah, let's see: our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
  I -- but this is just an empty box! Ute...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....
• Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
  We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
• Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
  [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......