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• Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
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  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
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• ``POO-POO HAPPENS!'' -- Baby carriage bumper sticker (Bob Irwin)
• Kinda like life itself.
• Batch: A group, kinda like a herd.
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