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• Please God, Give me patience, but HURRY!
• Garage mechanic to customer: There's nothing mechanically wrong with your car, sir- it's just an underachiever.
  -- David Brow...
• Just give me the straight gnus.
• If apathy doesn't bother me, I won't bother it.
• Never give advice--it will just backfire on you. -- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
• Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
• I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking a customer.
  Let me wrap your head in a towel." "That's all right," said the customer....
• Scotty! Hurry! Beam me to#$!(^*~~qq^_)$ NO CARRIER
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...