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• Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
• Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts. -- Murphy's Twenty-Third Law
• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
• The salesman drove over the CPU board.
• clock 1. n 1. [techspeak] The master oscillator that steps a CPU or other digital circuit through its paces.
  This has nothing to do with the time of day, although the software counter that keeps track of the latter may be derived from the former....
• Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio