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• Dream big, always dream as big as you can, even though 99 out of 100 dreams end up being nothing more than birdshit on a newspaper, every now and then one comes true.
  Do really want, when your chance comes around, to have only dreamed about going to school with no clothes and falling?...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. -- Tom Wai
• About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself." -- Tom Masso
• You know my heart keeps tellin' me, You're not a kid at thirty-three, You play around you lose your wife, You play too long, you lose your life.
  Some gotta win, some gotta lose, Goodtime Charlie's got the blues....
• Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
• Never date a girl named "Ruby." -- Tom Wai
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants.
  They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language....