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• Riker: "How do we get him out of there?" LaForge: "We don't.
  Not without killing him." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
• Poets go from bard to verse.
• But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery -- go!
  -- Mark "The Bard" Twai...
• We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...