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• .. here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and Sam Dill.
  It is the single most popular pickle variety today, enjoyed throughout the free world by man, woman and child alike....
• If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
  Thirteen, because boy dogs can't have puppies....
• Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
• There is a shrieking sound, as of reality being distorted.
  brothers, the Wizard of omega appears before you.....
• Drop that pickle!
• Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Use the dollar as a bookmark. -- Fred Stolle
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....