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• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light.
  Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger....
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are crunchy and good with ketchup.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. -- Tolkie
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• Please don't put your cigarette butts in the urinal! It makes them soggy and hard to light.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.