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• If they call themselves a liberal they are wrong. -- Right-wing rule #3
• Right-wing Fanatic: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal.
• Rush Limbaugh: He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"!
• Assuming that either the left wing or the right wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
• PILOTS do it on the wing
• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
• When there is food in the villages, and not in the cities, that is left wing deviationism.
  When there is food in the cities but not in the villages, that is right wing deviationism....