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• Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
  -- Mort Sahl...
• Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
• Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie
• Kerr-Marin Law: 1. In dealing with their OWN problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
  2. In dealing with OTHER people's problems, they are the most extreme liberals....
• In dealing with their own problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
  In dealing with other people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals....
• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
• Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing.
• Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
• Liberals vote with their hearts, Conservatives vote with their brains.