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• Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $
  25,000....
• CONCEPT: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.
• A CONSULTANT - Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50 miles from home.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• fum n. [XEROX PARC] At PARC, often the third of the standard metasyntactic variables (after foo and bar).
  Competes with baz, which is more common outside PARC....
• After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
  It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....
• I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
  That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
• WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread.
  The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable....
• There is nothing wrong with sex on television. However, a 25 inch set is much more suitable than a l3 inch set, since on the smaller set, you tend to fall off more often.