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• Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $
  25,000....
• CONCEPT: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.
• A CONSULTANT - Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50 miles from home.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
  That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
• There is nothing wrong with sex on television. However, a 25 inch set is much more suitable than a l3 inch set, since on the smaller set, you tend to fall off more often.
• An enterprise employing more than 1000 people becomes a self-perpetuating empire, creating so much internal work that it no longer needs any contact with the outside world.
  -- Parkinson's Law of 1000...
• You get more than you give when you give more than you get.
  If you don't want any, than don't give any, and you will get even less back....
• Conservative: A person unclear on any concept.