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• The best things come when you aren't expecting them.
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. -- Warren Buffe
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret!
  A special celebrity dad has been arranged for you....
• You Were Expecting Maybe Bugs Bunny?
• It's not hard to get the ideas when they come, they just come.
  ..it's painful waiting for them. -- Warren Zevo...
• Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.