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• The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
• Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
• When you are out of your body, are you naked? ...
• The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
  -- Earl Warren That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach....
• Come in, Warren. We've been expecting you.
• When the tide of life turns against you
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You realize you've been rooting for the wrong side in _Creature from the Black Lagoon_.
• If you only see one movie this year...you should get out more often! -- The Naked Gun 2 1/2
• What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....