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• I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is misleading.
  I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This is what the sign said...
• Garmites: Clothing that fits well in the store but shrinks on the way home.
• OUT FOR A QUICK BYTE. -- Sign at a computer store
• Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
• Your facial expression is the most important thing you can wear, you can't buy it in a clothing store.
• WE ARE OPEN LABOR DAY! -- Sign in a maternity clothes store
• Hmmm... the sign on the door says, AIRLOCK. I wonder what's inside.
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• If you like it, they don't have it in your size. -- Hadley's Law of Clothing