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• Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• Hmmm, what could I give you that you don't already have ???
• SMILEY :I Hmmm, not funny!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign on a door saying "Please make sure this door is locked" and you wonder if lockd knows about it.
• In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
  Ehre's Double-Door Law...
• I wonder what would happen if I....[NO CARRIER]
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was. If you ordered a boxcar full of sons-of-bitches and opened the door and only found me inside, you could consider the order filled.
  -- Robert Mitchum...