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• Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. So quit wearing that silly face.
• The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  -- George Bu...
• Why be conservative when you can wear blinders all your life?
• Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
  The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration....
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• You too can wear a nose mitten.
• TAPE, MAGNETIC A form of storage, tape was especially developed to make it easy to record and re-record valuable images, sounds or data, onto it.
  The tape can then be played back at will, before suddenly getting caught in the heads of your tape deck one day and consequently losing all the valuable images, sounds and/or data....