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• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.
  Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy....
• APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
  She doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her work down....
• C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• LUCID & PROLOG - These clever teenagers show a new kind of cooking skill.
  They can cook-up fine meals without the use of recipes, working solely from a description of the desired meal (declarative cooking)....
• I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
  I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....