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• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  -- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?
  -- Simon (to Melanie), "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana...
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked up into a jet engine." -- Simon & Simo
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
  Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....