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• The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
• Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. -- John Benfield
• Simon's Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
• Simon says: don't be so suggestible.
• Senator Paul Simon is leading a campaign to ban violence from television.
  This may mean an end to the Morton Downy program!...
• I am a rock, I am an island, and a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries. -- Paul Simo
• C'mon Marshall - hurry up... I'm hungry. (To wolf) Stay here.
  [Simon goes over to counter, dives into apple pie....
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!