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Adam And Eve Had Many Advantages, But The Principal One Was That They Escaped Teething.
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one
was that they escaped teething.
-- Mark Twain
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
-- Mark Twai...
There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
Mark Twain had it right, of course.
God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
