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• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
  Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
• It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
• You know your child is not too smart when during the school period, roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer.
• Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
  Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....
• Happy-go-lucky people can only be happy when they are lucky.
• Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
• Exciting plays only occur when your are watching the scoreboard or buying food.
  -- Moser's Law of Spo...
• In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.
  Only we can't control when the five year period will begin....