Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5)
A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game:
Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest
hack? Worried that some young punk will take over your cushy job because
you sleep too much? Don't worry, EyeOpener® brand cola is here to save
the day. You'll never feel sleepy again when you drink EyeOpener®.
Surgeon General's Warning: This product should only be used under a
doctor's immediate supervision, as it contains more caffeine than 512
cases of Coca-Cola.
Caution: When sleep does occur after about three weeks, optometrists
recommend having someone on hand to close your eyelids.
Coming soon: ExtremelyWired(tm) cola with 50% more sugar! May or may not
meet FDA approval... we're still trying.
A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game:
Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest
hack? Worried that some young punk will take over your cushy job because
you sleep too much? Don't worry, EyeOpener® brand cola is here to save
the day. You'll never feel sleepy again when you drink EyeOpener®.
Surgeon General's Warning: This product should only be used under a
doctor's immediate supervision, as it contains more caffeine than 512
cases of Coca-Cola.
Caution: When sleep does occur after about three weeks, optometrists
recommend having someone on hand to close your eyelids.
Coming soon: ExtremelyWired(tm) cola with 50% more sugar! May or may not
meet FDA approval... we're still trying.
Related:
- Are you sick of wasting valuable seconds while ingesting caffeine or
eating a cold pizza?
Is your programming project running behind because... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Hi, this is Linus Torvalds speaking, your Benevolent Dictator.
I'm typing * this today to talk about EyeOpener(tm)... - What?" you cry. "Wizards sometimes must endure torture?" And it is
true,
for being a wizard does not exempt you from any of... - bug n.
An unwanted and unintended property of a program or
piece of hardware,
esp. one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym... - Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit
back and make the same old carbonated beverage.
It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations... - Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit
back and make the same old carbonated beverage.
It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations...
