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• DALLAS: The city that chose Astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
• LISP - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH.
  Many men (mostly college students) who have visited the farmhouse,-- enthusiastically praise the natural food, and perpetual love-ins that take place there....
• In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
  It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game....
• The Beat-Inflation garden we planted so enthusiastically just two months ago is to be rededicated as an ecological exhibit.
  It illustrates zero growth....
• Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
  Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
• A killer stalks the halls of my high school. Innocent cheerleaders die by knife.
  Teachers lock the classroom doors. I must find him, or I'll flunk....
• Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15 "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
  And while you're at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders....
• Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security
  Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville -- Home...