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• Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George.
  .. When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr....
• Just call him the vacation president. -- An aide to President George Bush
• They're enormous! -- President George Bush, on the previous eight years'deficits, -- Day 12 of the Bush presidency.
  He didn't understand the deficit until after the election....
• He'd make a fine addition to the team, Batman... if only he wasn't so lacking in energy and enthusiasm.
  "We'll have to get him to work on that....
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
• This is not the time for an emotional response.
  -- President George Bush, one day after the Tiananmen Square massacre...
• We aren't going to remake the world.
  -- President George Bush, after meeting Li Peng, the butcher of Tiananme...
• Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.