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• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.
  He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?
  Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well yes, actually, "Two Dozen & One Greyhound...
• Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
  Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
  As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....