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• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• CHOP /chop/ n. [IRC] See channel op.
• I used to be a virgin. I gave it up because there was no money in it. -- Marsha Warfield
• An oak is not feel'd at one chop. -- Proverb
• A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
• What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks.
• I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they?
  Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed. -- Marsha Warfield...
• coax cable -- to work with a partner as you chop down a power line.
• I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra.