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• I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
• Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
  ' -- Calvin Trilli...
• Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
• I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.
• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• George Washington, father of our country. George Washington, when he was just a child, just a boy, honesty was his trademark.
  The classic story we all remember was when George Washington's father came up to George and said, "George Washington--father of our country--my son--I want to ask you a question....