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• Instant swimmer. Just add water.
• Give me water, and I'll burn it up.
• Instant water just add er.. um.. ??!!
• Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest! -- Fr. Guido Sarducci
• Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
• To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters.
  Shake. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail....
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
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• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh