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• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
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• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
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• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• I want to find out who I am and give up letting everyone else define me. (Judith)
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...