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• By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
  .." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• Birds of prey know they're cool. -- Gary Larson, The Far Side
• Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon.
  On the other hand, no more `Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick....
• A cat killer? Is that a face of a cat killer? Cat CHASER, maybe.
  But hey -- who isn't?" -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings, and lab equipment, Norm.
  ... Yes, curiosity killed these cats. -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.
  -- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• A man on a street corner, selling flowers, wearing sunglasses, holds a sandwich board that read
  Roses are red Violets are blue At least that's what they tell me Because I'm blind....
• Well, Mr. Cody, according to our questionnaire, you would probably excel in sales, advertising, slaughtering a few thousand buffalo, or market research.
  -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• Gary Larson for President!